The world’s first beer made from vaginal bacteria is going on sale
– The world’s first beer made from vaginalbacteria is going on sale– “Imagine a woman of your dreams, yourobject of desire. Her charm, her sensuality,her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell,hear her voice…”You like beer and vaginas? Well, now youhave a chance to mix these both together.The Order of Yoni is the first brewingcompany that literally produces beer fromvaginas.The company has already presented BottledInstinct, a beer made using lactic acidbacteria from the vagina of hot Czech modelAlexandra Brendlova. Thus any man wouldbe able to smell, taste and enjoy woman’s“allure, grace, glamour and instincts”.The product description reads: “Imagine awoman of your dreams, your object ofdesire. Her charm, her sensuality, herpassion. Try her taste, feel her smell, hearher voice.Imagine her massaging you passionatelyand whispering into your ear everythingyou want. Now free your fantasies andimagine that with a magic wand you canclose it in one bottle of beer.”But how exactly they are planning to createa beer? The experimenters would use agynaelogical stick to take bacteria from MsBrendlova’s vagina which will be isolated,cleaned and multiplied.That bacteria is then used in a culturestarter kit, and is combined with water, malt,hops, wooden chips, and yeast to create thebeer.Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company,said: “We were looking for an inspiration, amodel who is both beautiful, charming girland intelligent, eloquent woman. I reallyappreciate her way of speaking, and I findher body language, the way she walks, verysexual.”Moreover, the Order of Yoni’s plans toexpand their production into BDSM ale anddiversify their range of beers with vaginallactic acid bacteria of a woman with brown,blonde and red hair. Get free professional webhosting click Here
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